skew real name Christian known more accurately as skew the jew or fatso88, is a low quality danish chatter and amateur sumo wrestler.
After successfully finishing high school at the age of 30, skew self actualized his dream of trying to become a sumo wrestler. To fund this, he took a job in a lab as a fecal matter inspector. Here, he would taste various poops gauging the consistency to make suitable toilet paper (see below).
- Racism, such as asking if you "want to pray game?"
- Getting berated by fs
- speaking danish in American IRC channels
- Anything said by fs
There's a theory that all danes are jews and their main export is poo and while you sleep the danish jews insert poo inside you, so that when you go to the toilet you need to shit, and use toilet paper which the danish jews own all the companies of. This explains why skew got a job tasting poo.
- "you think poo is your ally? you merely adopted the poo, i was born in it, molded by it, i didn't see the loo until i was already poo, by then it was nothing to me but haram"
- "u want pray with my anus?"
- "What should we talk about now?"