Furret

The channel #furret[1] is an asylum of some of /vp/'s most (in)famous tripfags. It was created because the previous channel, #freaks, had no moderation, since the Owner and Founder, Duffle/Duffil, never came online. It is named after its original Founder, Furret, Buizel. There is no special topic and discussions vary to why MLP is the best show ever to anti-furfaggotry to Pokemon, 4chan and other general stuff.

What a Furret would look like when idling on #furret.

History

On the day of #furret's creation, the well-known troll Bui, or known as "Furret", at this moment, created the channel as a hideout. He was testing his own bot there, FurBot, which the users liked, but he lead to spam. The moderation at this time were Furret as Owner and Founder, FurBot and ChanStat as Admin, Kazisho as Operator and Cap as Half-Operator. Kazisho has been chosen as an Operator, because he knows Buizel from /vp/ and Kazisho chose Cap as a Half-Operator, because he trusted him in the past on #freaks. A few days later, Pho, better known under the name Leafeon, advertised his own channel on #furret, which made Buizel upset. In his rage, Buizel managed to ban everyone, even himself. The user Kazisho, who was the Operator at this time, was automatically set to be the new Founder of #furret. He unbanned everyone from #furret. He didn't realize that he automatically became the Founder and Pho helped him with setting up the channel. After that, Kazisho became also an Owner. He made Pho Operator and Clefable and Cap Half-Operators. Users who were on #freaks gained auto-Voice status. The present bots were [^_^], ChanStat and FurBot. After Buizel getting upset over so many times, that Kazisho owns his channel now, he flooded /vp/, especially the Drawfag threads, with DelayClose. He got banned several times, but Kazisho kept unbanning him, because he liked him.

Because Buizel is a faggot, he deleted his own bot, FurBot, afterwards, because people kept saying "FurBot was a shit bot". Buizel joined less and less from this day on. He also changed his nickname to Veemon, got banned several times, yet Veemon got unbanned, while the names Bui/Furret, etc. are still banned.

The Owner, Kazisho, a retired tripfag, who's probably the most hated tripfag in /vp/'s history, says that on this channel everything is allowed to say, with the exceptions of hating on ponies and posting furfaggotry like a retard. There is also a list of banned words.

What literally EVERYONE thinks of this channel.

Users

This is a list of all reported usernames as of Monday, the 24th October 2011.

• Kazisho, Poni: Channel Owner and Founder, like ponies with a passion. Is a very very bad Owner, likes to kick and ban. His favourite 4chan boards are /a/b/v/r9k/vp/hc/d/vip/. Likes spamming his own channel.

• Furret, Veemon, Buimon: Previous Founder, also known as Bui/Buizel, banned everyone except Kazisho, who became owner. Is a flaming faggot, no one likes him. Uses the Delayclose.exe spam to fuck the /vp/ board.

• Clefable: FREAK FREAK FREAK. Fab, also incorrectly known as Clef by niggers, failed abortions and broken condoms, is a major name in #furret, he doesn't really speak unless spoken to, except when his fuxxing you and/or duffils dog in the tail hole, which makes a nice change from most of the spamming faggots on this channel. Fab liked/likes to defend Bui even though he's a scottish cunt and doesn't like me telling him I love him in the form of shit-on-a-newspaper.

• FurBot: Buizel's bot. People loved it, but it caused spam. Also has a shitty nickname.

• Cap: One of the few normalfags of #furret, this user has to suffer a constant barrage of yiff requests from his freakish chat colleagues.

• Leafeon, Zorrofox, Zoroark-, Zoroarku, Umbreonn, Serrperior, Rhydon-, Vaporeon (Pho): #Furret mod, Leafeon is also Owner of an unofficial sister channel, #leafeon, where mild roleplay occurs between characters and heavy-duty erping also takes place. A shameless flirter, Leafeon is one of the major names and contributors to #Furret

• Umby: "A pedo that likes Dolphin porn." - Fab. This is all that is normally known, but here we can reveal so much more. He is the chosen warrior of the internets, Umby wields the rage-blade to slaughter puny newfags with his over nine-thousand power level. He survives purely on delicious tears and ramen. Indian elephants quake as he passes, afraid that he will declare all their base belongs to him by demonic right. It is impossible to slay him but for the adamantium ban-hammer, which is locked in an elaborate dungeon crawl known as B'uck Setts. He regularly faps to dolphin bestiality and drinks panda blood like fine wine.

• Quoose, MawJaw, absss, Flarezzz, Zorua_, Lanturn: Some anonymous avatarfag from /vp/: This motherfucker is worse than Pho, bitch can't choose her name. Ofcourse the only good ones are Absss and Flarezz because Absol is best furbait and everyone wants to snuggle their head in Flareon's Coat while licking her pussy, right? Zorua looks like a semi-aborted nigger pet that Bui would own to make himself feel better, which means this bitch can just fuck right off, nobody really cares about the other names this gutter-sut uses.

• LucarioWritefag: Likes big butts and cannot lie. Also likes to write, to fight, and to take a swig once in a while. Don't get too close, as he might try to hug you.

• Macbot: This bot from #/g/tv joined mysteriously some day. People like him.

• slowking_s_thompson: "..." "..." "..." "...yawn?"

• Glitch_Trainer: H̛͘͞él̷p̷ I̛͜͡'̛͞m̕͘͞ ͞͏͝t͏̛rąp҉̨p͠ed̶̨̨ i̸n a̴ ̷͞w͢i͜k̀͜i͏ ҉̧pag͠҉e͞͏͟ ͘͟͡a͞nd̸̸ ̢I ̧͢͏c͏͘a̡͝ń͝͞'̛t͝ ͘͡g̴̴͟e̸̛t ̀o͡u͏ţ̧͡!̶̴̀ ́G̨uy̸s̀͟,͞ ͘͜h̨e͢͟l̵p̸̸͢!

• Scry: 'Clefable's Husband' Kind of rapey, you may wish to keep your distance at times; unless you're into getting text-fucked on a chatroom by an anthro ninetales. One of the major names around the channel. Also draws, a lot of it NSFW.

• Nidos:

• VaporVsQs:

• qTpie:

• Dragonite_: Better know as Fagonite, well known as troll and is on a constant power/ego trip. Is never wrong, and arguing with him is hopeless. Abandon hope ye who converse with him.

• Aggron_:

• Arynn:

• Renzo:

• Kafka:

• N-: RELEASE YOUR POKÉMON

• Aggron:

• EntKitty:

• Veteran: -Possibly- one of the more normal members, Veteran is known as Veteran♂ while on 4chan's /vp/ board. Apparently made of 100% pure Foxnip. Will talk about TF2 too much if you let him, don't let him. Generally mooches around and says "Huh." a lot. Can dance.

• Duffil: Founder of the original channel, #freaks. People complained that there was no moderation on this channel, although they like to be random and so they created #furret to get moderation.

• Shaymin-Sky:

• SolidEkans:

• Paperclip:

• [^_^]: Or Facebot, is a liked Rizon bot that takes over moderation and can execute channel modes.

• White:

• stuart93:

• Glaceon-:

• Vaporeon-:

Banned Words

>implying there is freedom of speech on this channel

If you say one of these words three times, you get banned by Facebot. Banned words are as of 24th of October, 2011:

• 1. /tg/
  
• 2. x­d
• 3. -.-
• 4. Digimon
• 5. xd
• 6. le
• 7. Fun

Catchphrases

• K.
• k
• xddd
• xd
• >mfw
• Over the line