Captain Chonger

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Captain Chonger is a known alias of Hochiminh

If summoned correctly hochi can attain his final form as Captain Chonger. Dogs and IRC users alike fear this ultimate form.

Many questions remain unanswered however, such as who exactly is Captain Chonger's nemesis. Few have seen his final form and some say if he harnesses the full shitposting potential, rizon will be destroyed beyond recognition.

Theme

EARTH
VOMIT
JENK
PISS
DOG MEAT
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN CHONGER


CAPTAIN CHONGER, HE'S OUR HERO
GONNA BRING THE DOG POPULATION DOWN TO ZERO

HE'S SHITPOSTING
MAGNIFIED
AND HE'S HIGHLIGHTING OUR CHANNELS SIDE


CAPTAIN CHONGER, HE'S OUR HERO
GONNA BRING THE DOG POPULATION DOWN TO ZERO
GONNA HELP HIM, DRIVE END3R
AND OTHER OPERS, OFF RIZON FOREVER

Associated Limericks

There once was a CHING CHONG from Nantucket
Whose penis was so small he said "fuck it"
So he cut off his log while butchering a dog
Then had pork fried poodle and WANG in a bucket



There once was a ching chong from malay
Who ran out of fresh cut Shar Pei
So he sliced off his cock, and dumped it into the wok
And said "This DOG tastes like wieners today"



There once was a fellow named hochi
Who mass highlighted channels to be funny
But then he got banned and had to eat dog that was canned
With mashed potatoes and rotten kim-chee