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Christian


Information
Age 30
Hobbies annoying fs
Fun Fact Can count to potato
Can be found in: #/vg/ (containment)
IRC Status morbidly obese



skew real name Christian known more accurately as skew the jew or fatso88, is a low quality danish chatter and amateur sumo wrestler.

Background

After successfully finishing high school at the age of 30, skew self actualized his dream of trying to become a sumo wrestler. To fund this, he took a job in a lab as a fecal matter inspector. Here, he would taste various poops gauging the consistency to make suitable toilet paper (see below).

Modus operandi

  • Racism, such as asking if you "want to pray game?"
  • Getting berated by fs
  • speaking danish in American IRC channels

Weaknesses

File:Skew2.jpg
Skew reacts to a daily occurance in Denmarkistan
*He can give out shit but cant take any in return. As one user put it: "wew lad skew the jew banter handling ability is poo as well as his country".
  • Anything said by fs

Aetiology

There's a theory that all danes are jews and their main export is poo and while you sleep the danish jews insert poo inside you, so that when you go to the toilet you need to shit, and use toilet paper which the danish jews own all the companies of. This explains why skew got a job tasting poo.

Quotes

  • "you think poo is your ally? you merely adopted the poo, i was born in it, molded by it, i didn't see the loo until i was already poo, by then it was nothing to me but haram"
  • "u want pray with my anus?"
  • "What should we talk about now?"

Allies

GEEGEEGEE
klarstrup
FAST
Porkchop

Enemies

fs
Ryu77
Erotica
Joseph
Slamm
Christistheway
frussif