Quil

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Quil aka Crapple aka Mentally Quil or Quil Yourself, is a filipino furry degenerate with numerous fetishes.

Background

Quil is a hard working media studies student at Nottingham Trent university and is originally from the Philipines. Unfortunately years of jenkem abuse have left him with little hair on his head.

Modus operandi

  • Begging buttno and others to post feet
  • Op begging
  • Sniffing poo
  • Unsuccessfully trying to get semen stains out of his fursuit

Poem

Further evidence of degeneracy can be seen in this poem sent to an anonymous #/g/tv user:

<Quil> Feed me POO glorious POO
<Quil> Turds, shits and sharts!
<Quil> PISS glorious PISS
<Quil> shower me with your golden driblets!


Aetiology

The cause of his furfagism is unknown, though it is thought to be exposure to MLP and "clop" from an early age.


Treatment

Aversion therapy is the best remedy for his furry degeneracy. Simply blast him with piss every time he acts like a furfag or mentions feet.


Popular Culture

  • Received a 3 day kline for racism.