Mickeymouse

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mickeymouse real name Konrad (pronounced con-rat), commonly refered to as cuckrat is a Polish-Canadian, trash tier rizon user. Unlike most users who have at least some respect from members of the rizon community mickeymouse is almost universally disliked even by the users that he is closest to. This is similar to real life where Konrad is viewed as a joke by his peers and a creep to women.

Background And Personal Life

mickeymouse hails from Canada but is of Polish ancestry. A truly sickening combination. Due to his unfortunate genetics mickeymouse is ugly inside and out and his awful personality to mirrored by his ugly, subhuman slavic appearance. He is also a manlet and stands only 5'11"

Like most slavs, mickeymouse has an extremely weak chin: commonly refereed to as "beta-face". His weak facial structure eliminates any chances of online dating as he face automatically signals low value male. Were he taller and more intelligent he may be able to offset his truely revolting face by having a typical polish IQ of somewhere in the mid 60's, he's as dumb as he looks.

Relationship to women

Constant rejection from women has left mickeymouse bitter and jaded. Deep down mickeymouse desires nothing more than to be loved and respected by women but his self-awareness tells him that no woman would ever find him attractive and rightfully so. This combination of wanting to be loved but knowing he deserves to be despised has given him a creepy femdom fetish. Konrad fantaized about women stepping on his balls, spitting in his face and reminding him he is a loser, as if he didn't get enough of this torment in highschool.

Paradoxically as much as he longs to submit to women and allow them to mock and humiliate him, he also hates them for it. He hates them for rejecting him, hates them for mocking him, hates them for being more beautiful and attractive than him. Mickeymouse hates the fact that no matter how hard he tries and how hard he works in life, a pretty girl will still do better in life than he, just by being pretty.

This mixture of hating women while simultaneously viewing them as goddesses to be worshipped severely warped his mind and left him devoid of normality and personality. His low IQ and lack of sanity make conversing with him difficult, a challenge left only for the more manipulative users

Relationship to Other IRC Users

mickeymouse can be found in many channels accross rizon. Unlike many users who have a "main channel" mickeymouse has no particular channel loyalty, this is probably because severe personality defecits make it difficult for mickeymouse to form online friendships and is usually quickly disliked by the users of a channel shortly after joining. Despite he can often be found in #/g/tv as Erotica fosters his decent into insanity.