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*Calling [[User:Wutno | Aaron 'buttno' Goldstein]] an "emaciated goblin" | *Calling [[User:Wutno | Aaron 'buttno' Goldstein]] an "emaciated goblin" | ||
*Asking to "lick your brisket" | |||
*Building a non-functional NAS in his basement | |||
==Weaknesses== | |||
*Formal greetings | |||
*Asking him about derpcat | |||
*Lennyface | |||
==Aetiology== | ==Aetiology== |
Revision as of 01:16, 23 July 2016
Hochiminh aka Zingas known colloquially as simply Hochi or gas, is a nortorious chinese shitposter ipod calibration engineer. He now shits up rizon on a daily basis evading glines using a secret network of oriental VPNs. Truly the spirit of shitposting.
hochi can usually be found lurking in #/g/tv when he's not busy serving his white masters at work. Location: Michigan
Modus operandi
- Posts videos of chickens eating insects and other small rodents
- Throws an emo tantrum, followed by 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' or variants thereof.
- Mass highlights
- Calling Aaron 'buttno' Goldstein an "emaciated goblin"
- Asking to "lick your brisket"
- Building a non-functional NAS in his basement
Weaknesses
- Formal greetings
- Asking him about derpcat
- Lennyface
Aetiology
Suspected severe mental retardation and or possible autism.
Means of identification
If it looks as though someone has chosen a nick by slamming their dick on the keyboard, it is likely hochi.
Reporting abuse
PM GEEGEEGEE about his whereabouts immediately who will report it to #services for attention.
Known aliases
'I LOVE PISS' variant of 'I LOVE VOMIT', nonexhaustive list can be found here
Allies
GEEGEEGEE
frussif
Erotica
Ryu77
BallSac
pavano
penecks
Enemies
SeventyTwo
Erotica
Wutno
Killah
Joseph
frussif
Axujen
Dr_Venture
Popular Culture
Banning Zingas has resulted in the pass time called "Whack a Hochi", where opers try and set records on who can ban successive hochis the fastest.
The first annual Hochi impersonation championships will be held this year. 1st prize is a /g/line presented by End3r.