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Revision as of 20:44, 17 March 2016

Hochiminh aka Zingas known colloquially as simply Hochi or gas, is a nortorious chinese shitposter ipod calibration engineer. He now shits up rizon on a daily basis evading glines using a secret network of oriental VPNs. Truly the spirit of shitposting.

hochi can usually be found lurking in #/g/tv when he's not busy serving his white masters at work.

Modus operandi

  • Posts videos of chickens eating insects and other small rodents
  • Throws an emo tantrum, followed by 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' or variants thereof.
  • Mass highlights
  • Calling Aaron 'buttno' Goldstein an "emaciated goblin"

Aetiology

Suspected severe mental retardation and or possible autism.


Means of identification

If it looks as though someone has chosen a nick by slamming their dick on the keyboard, it is likely hochi.


Reporting abuse

PM GEEGEEGEE about his whereabouts immediately who will report it to #services for attention.

Known aliases

'I LOVE PISS' variant of 'I LOVE VOMIT', nonexhaustive list can be found here

Allies

GEEGEEGEE
frussif
Erotica
Ryu77
BallSac
pavano
penecks

Enemies

SeventyTwo
Erotica
Wutno
Killah
Joseph
frussif
Axujen
Dr_Venture

Popular Culture

Banning Zingas has resulted in the pass time called "Whack a Hochi", where opers try and set records on who can ban successive hochis the fastest.


Rizon Oper Vs Hochi

The first annual Hochi impersonation championships will be held this year. 1st prize is a /g/line presented by End3r.