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The channel #furret is an asylum of some of /vp/'s most (in)famous tripfags. It was created because the previous channel, #freaks, had no moderation, since the Owner and Founder, Duffle/Duffil, never came online because he was busy "trying to unfux the dog cap constantly fuxxed". It is named after its original Founder, Furret, Buizel. There is no specific topic and discussions vary to why MLP is the best show ever to anti-furfaggotry to Pokemon, 4chan and other general stuff.

What a Furret would look like when idling on #furret.

History

This channel's history spans back to the day 11-8-14, when Buizel or BuiBui made the channel #buizel on Rizon and advertised it on /vp/. The channel peaked at 12 people, but was shortly closed as it was only a "test".

 [22:42:47]  #buizel          12      [+mntz] #buizel | The land of hugs and cuddles ^_^

Later on, back then, the channel #Freaks was created by a then-active member of the community and troll, Duffle (Duffil). The channel had a steady community of about 8 commons, but it also had a serious lack of moderation; with Duffle often being away for multiple days in a row and Absol being apathetic and never receiving auto-op, it was a common target of spamming.
On the day of #furret's creation, the well-known troll Bui, or known as "Furret Vee(mon)", at this moment, created the channel as a hideout.
He was testing his own bot there, FurBot, which the users liked, but he led to spam.
The moderation at this time were Furret as Owner and Founder, FurBot and ChanStat as Admin, Kazisho as Operator and Cap as Half-Operator and "snake raper". Kazisho has been chosen as an Operator, because he knows Buizel from /vp/ and Kazisho chose Cap as a Half-Operator, because he trusted him in the past on #freaks.
A few days later, Pho, better known under the name Leafeon, advertised his own channel on #furret, which made Buizel upset.
In his rage, Buizel managed to ban everyone, even himself. The user Kazisho, who was the Operator at this time, was automatically set to be the new Founder of #furret. He unbanned everyone from #furret. He didn't realize that he automatically became the Founder and Pho helped him with setting up the channel. After that, Kazisho became also an Owner. He made Pho Operator and Clefable ("rat fuxxer") and Cap Half-Operators. Users who were on #freaks gained auto-Voice status. The present bots were [^_^], ChanStat and FurBot.
After Buizel getting upset over so many times, that Kazisho owns his channel now, he flooded /vp/, especially the Drawfag threads, with DelayClose. He got banned several times, but Kazisho kept unbanning him, because he liked him.

What literally EVERYONE thinks of this channel.

Because Buizel is a faggot, he deleted his own bot, FurBot, afterwards, because people kept saying "FurBot was a shit bot". Buizel joined less and less from this day on. He also changed his nickname to Veemon, got banned several times, yet Veemon got unbanned, while the names Bui/Furret, etc. remain banned.

The Owner, Kazisho, a retired tripfag, who's probably the most hated tripfag in /vp/'s history, says that on this channel everything is allowed to say, with the exceptions of hating on ponies and posting furfaggotry like a retard. There is also a list of banned words. Later banned Pho for dubious reasons. Then made Bui/Furret a mod. In TOTALLY UNRELATED circumstances, Bui/Furret gave Kazisho the password to the name "Rainbow_Dash". Pho was since unbanned and the drama mostly ended Vee was banned from the channel once again, for becoming butthurt at the amount of low idle times. He was unbanned again, though appears to be much more passive. Subject to change.

Recently, a few members from #Computer, a french channel, has joined. The first time, a short, failed raid happened. On 2011-11-02, a few members joined again, and so far stick around because Kazisho considers them fun. As of 6th of November, Absol` became the new Op. The next day, Bui got banned from the network by an IRC Op, however is constantly evading the bans.

Users

Just a normal day on #furret. NEEDS FIX.

This is a list of all reported usernames as of Saturday, the 29th October 2011.

  • Kazisho, Poni, Rainbow_Dash: Channel Owner and Founder, like ponies with a passion. Is a very very bad Owner, likes to kick and ban. His favourite 4chan boards are /a/b/v/r9k/vp/hc/d/vip/. Likes spamming his own channel.
  • Furret, Veemon, Buimon, Lucario: Previous Founder, also known as Bui/Buizel, banned everyone except Kazisho, who became owner. Is a flaming faggot, no one everyone likes him. Uses the Delayclose.exe spam to fuck the /vp/ board. Has recently been unbanned and is a #Furret mod. No, this is not a joke. And has then been banned... again. Lives in constant PMS.
  • Clefable: FREAK FREAK FREAK. Fab, also incorrectly known as Clef by niggers, failed abortions and broken condoms, is a major name in #furret, he doesn't really speak unless spoken to, except when his fuxxing you and/or duffils dog in the tail hole, which makes a nice change from most of the spamming faggots on this channel. Fab liked/likes to defend Bui even though he's a scottish cunt and doesn't like me telling him I love him in the form of shit-on-a-newspaper, constantly rants on about he he loves to fux rats, holds a fairly cool livestream but rarely uses it because he wants to rape both riachu and clefable since they are rats.
  • Milotic (previously FurBot): Buizel's Cap's bot. People loved it, but it caused spam. Also has a shitty nickname. For some reason, it's back. And gone again. For good. Never mind, it was resurrected by Cap under the name Milotic, but is now shittier better than FurBot.
  • Cap: One of the few vorefags of #furret, this user has to suffer a constant barrage of yiff requests from his freakish chat colleagues, has a sick vorefetish and gets hard thinking about oversized pokemon (lugia) eating him, which is tottaly normal, also found to constantly be behind fuxxing duffils dog, why on earth he does it nobody knows
  • Leafeon, Zorrofox, Zoroark-, Zoroarku, Umbreonn, Serrperior, Rhydon-, Vaporeon (Pho): Ex-#Furret mod, Leafeon is also Owner of an unofficial sister channel, #leafeon, where mild roleplay occurs between characters and heavy-duty erping also takes place. A shameless flirter, Leafeon was one of the major names and contributors faggots to #Furret until the events of Rainbowgate. Has multiple personality disorder.
  • Umby: "A pedo that likes Dolphin porn." - Fab. "A total wanker." - Vet. "A pretty fun guy to enjoy some drinks with" - Quoose. "A socially retarded closet gay virgin.", "* Umby hugs himself, curls up and cries", "Dolphin cock is better than dolphin pussy, but harder to find" - Umby.
  • Absol` has no idea why he's here. He usually appears overly serious and quiet (although he's actively looking for excuses not to). Sometimes tries to resolve conflicts of others (and fails utterly). Overall a common target of private messages. Please input more text here.
  • Souseiseki/Suiseiseki:
  • Quoose, MawJaw, absss, Flarezzz, Zorua_, Lanturn: Some anonymous avatarfag from /vp/: This motherfucker is worse than Pho, bitch can't choose her name. Ofcourse the only good ones are Absss and Flarezz because Absol is best furbait and everyone wants to snuggle their head in Flareon's Coat while licking her pussy, right? Zorua looks like a semi-aborted nigger pet that Bui would own to make himself feel better, which means this bitch can just fuck right off, nobody really cares about the other names this gutter-sut uses. Made Macbot kick-ban itself and now has to get Macbot back on #furret.
  • LucarioWritefag: Likes big butts and cannot lie. Also likes eating chocolate and writing fics. Don't get too close, as he might try to rape hug you.
  • Macbot: This bot from #perwl joined mysteriously some day. People likedislike him. He managed to kickban himself one day, anyway.
[13:56:15] <MawJaw> macbot: .kb
[13:56:15] <Macbot> .kb macbot macbot macbot
[13:56:15] --- mode #furret #furret +b *!*@i.just.work by [^_^]
[13:56:15] * [^_^] has kicked Macbot from #furret (macbot macbot)

BRING IT BACK, MAWJAW!

  • slowking_s_thompson: "..." "..." "..." "...yawn?"
  • Glitch_Trainer: H̛͘͞él̷p̷ I̛͜͡'̛͞m̕͘͞ ͞͏͝t͏̛rąp҉̨p͠ed̶̨̨ i̸n a̴ ̷͞w͢i͜k̀͜i͏ ҉̧pag͠҉e͞͏͟ ͘͟͡a͞nd̸̸ ̢I ̧͢͏c͏͘a̡͝ń͝͞'̛t͝ ͘͡g̴̴͟e̸̛t ̀o͡u͏ţ̧͡!̶̴̀ ́G̨uy̸s̀͟,͞ ͘͜h̨e͢͟l̵p̸̸͢!
  • Scry: 'Clefable's Husband' Kind of rapey, you may wish to keep your distance at times; unless you're into getting text-fucked on a chatroom by an anthro ninetales. One of the major names around the channel. Also draws, a lot of it NSFW.
  • Nidos: One of the original #freaks members who occasionally avatarfags as Lucario or Kyubey on /vp/. Loves Touhou, and likes to cause drama. Often gets raped by Scry.
  • VaporVsQs:
  • qTpie: The cutest Absol you ever saw. Bombs the chat with hugs and the most obscure smilies you ever found on 2ch.
  • Dragonite_: Better known as Fagonite, well known as a troll and is on a constant power/ego trip. Is never wrong, and arguing with him is hopeless. Abandon hope ye who converse with him.
  • Aggron_:
  • Arynn:
  • Renzo:
  • Kafka, EntKitty, KernelTrap: Commie faggot.
  • N-: RELEASE YOUR POKÉMON
  • Aggron:
  • Duffil: Founder of the original channel, #freaks, founded because everyone got mad as Duffil used to derail and troll with his constant mentioning of wanting to fuxxx Arcainines, to the point where he tried to shroud this fact in denial by attacking other furfags like himself. Fuxxed the shit through various sick furfags and dog rapers, to the point mods went BAWWW and banned him over and over, to cause more rage he created a new #freaks but never moderated it because cap KEPT FUXXING MAH DOG. People complained that there was no moderation on this channel, although they like to be random and so they created #furret to get moderation, retards. He also used to troll /vp/ to the point where it shitstormed the boards for days and days, ruining threads over and over, causing much furry rage and pokephile tears, many copy-cat duffils popped up to ruin more and more threads, this reached critical limit, causing /vp/ to shitstorm, furfags ran away in droves to cry on furaffinity, duffil the great furfag slayer.
  • Shaymin-Sky:
  • SolidEkans:
  • Paperclip:
  • [^_^]: Or Facebot, is a liked Rizon bot that takes over moderation and can execute channel modes.
  • White:
  • stuart93:
  • Glaceon-:
  • Vaporeon-:
  • Reuniclus-,Pachirisoup: Made of jelly or static. Apparently a gal. Generally quiet.
  • Pseudonym: Joined from #Cloudsdale, seems to lurk often. Admits to being a weeaboo, Buizel is in love with him.
  • Emo_Pineco: Probably the one who fuxx duffil's dog. Usually shows up to stalk his rumored ho.
  • foxy: Unb& although Kazisho is a misogynist. [1]

Banned Words

>yfw they don't exist anymore

If you said one of these words three times, you would get banned by Facebot. These are not active as of 27th of October, 2011:

  • 1. /tg/
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  • 2. x­d
  • 3. -.-
  • 4. Digimon
  • 5. xd
  • 6. le
  • 7. Fun

Rules

Apparently, there are only three rules on #furret.

1. You must warn the channel before you post images of furry nature.
This doesn't apply for obvious furry links.
2. Don't shit talk about My Little Pony.
3. Do not abuse the bots in the channel... and don't make them abuse each other. That is cruel.

Catchphrases

  • K.
  • k
  • xddd
  • xd
  • >mfw
  • OVER THE LINE
  • Ewww...
  • amd
  • oh ok

Duffle Catchphrases

  • MY DOG
  • Fux you
  • >baww fux you
  • FREAK
  • freak